SAM: Being my girlfriend is hazardous to your health.
MIKAELA: Yeah, well… girls like dangerous boys.
SAM: Really?
MIKAELA: Yeah. (Mikaela laughs). You might as well just say it.
SAM: Ladies first.
MIKAELA: Okay, so tonight, you’re gonna be a gentlemen. You’re really chivalrous.
SAM: Why are you mad at me?
MIKAELA: You know what? Baby, I’m not mad. You realise that I just flew three-thousand miles to keep you from getting killed?
SAM: I know.
MIKAELA: No-one else could be your girlfriend, Sam. Look at the things I go through with you. And now, we’re underneath the moon and the stars, and the three most beautiful pyramids on the planet and you still can’t even tell me that you love me.HEAR THAT, T3? NO ONE ELSE CAN BE HIS GIRLFRIEND. I hate that this new stranger bitch will be all over the movie. Sickens me, really.

